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As you walk in, a cloud of smoke makes your eyes water. The tiny restaurant has a strong smell of rum, whiskey, ciggattes and food. Suddenly you hear a random voice that says, "Ello Puppets. Welcome to Pirates Palace. Please, come in, find a seat, and order something to eat and/or drink. We have a full menu, and your waitress Emma will be with you shortly."


There are tables and chairs all over the place. A rather large man from behind the counter says: "Find yerself a seat and some one will be with ya in a min...." you look around for a second, and then spot a seat,and slowly walk over, and sit down.


A woman with long raven dark curls walks up to you. She flashes you a smile, as she tucks a bit of her hair behind her ear. She reaches into one of her pockets, and hands you a folded slip of paper. You take the paper, and look at it, for a minute.


You turn your attention to her, a confused look on your face. The woman giggles, and then speaks, "My names Emma, and thats your Menu When your ready to order, just let me know."


On the back of the Menu you notice a strange script. After staring at it for a few minutes, you realise that it says Our Wonderful Staff













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2006-02-03 [Kiche]: *laughs at Sita because she is laughing hysterically.*

2006-02-03 [Bookwyrm]: ::goes and sulks in a corner and yells at anyone who passes by her because she burned her pinky finger and now she can't type very well x_x::

2006-02-03 [sita14]: awwwww...*goes to soothe [bambii]

2006-02-03 [Bookwyrm]: ::growls slightly at [sita14] but allows her to get close anyway:: My pinky hurts x_x and I have to type a 400-600 word essay on Immigrants for a friend x_x and for 25 dollars...

2006-02-04 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o -slips Traci a 50- luff me forever?

2006-02-04 [Bookwyrm]: w00t! ::glomps Michelle:: Luff you forever and ever and ever and every XD Oh yeah. I got paid today! 70 dollars for typing up someone's homework...and writing one essay on Mexicans XD, and then 53 dollars in child support...I'm rich I tell you! RICH!! ::chuckles:: Okay...well that's at least a few months of car fuel anyway XD

2006-02-04 [Bookwyrm]: Hey...hey hey! Could I have two jobs here? Seeing as I don't get to strip much XD

2006-02-04 [Angelic nightmares]: Sure. what one you want hun?

2006-02-04 [Bookwyrm]: Chef!! ::dances:: I like to cook. I'm a chef on The Wiccanin Although I'm thinking of having someone else be the bartender...

2006-02-04 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o. Ok I'll put you as chef too.

2006-02-04 [Bookwyrm]: Yes! Yes! PIMP THAT PEOPLE! I'm teh sexy stripper chef!! ::dances:: I win! You lose! I win! You lose! ::giggles:: Luff me and my mo.ose!!!

2006-02-04 [Angelic nightmares]: -luffs Traci and the mo.ose-

2006-02-04 [Bookwyrm]: w0.0t! The mo.ose and I are luff-ed!

2006-02-06 [sita14]: I got a job at Arby's...I'm pretty sure anyways!!!

2006-02-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Congrads sita!

2006-02-06 [sita14]: *jumps up and down clapping her hands and laughing hysterically*...

2006-02-06 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o

2006-02-06 [Bookwyrm]: Congrats! I don't have a job! But I need one! Well...I have a mini job! lmao. But Congrats again!!

2006-02-23 [Angelic nightmares]: -tackles Traci outta no where, and dumps a bucket of whipped topping on 'er 'ead- Ello love!

2006-02-23 [-dot-]: *smiles* Heyllo

2006-02-23 [Angelic nightmares]: -turns to Ray and giggles- Ello!

2006-02-23 [-dot-]: hey dear :)

2006-02-23 [Angelic nightmares]: -runs to Ray-

2006-02-23 [-dot-]: *catches Mychelle and snuggles her tightly*

2006-02-23 [Angelic nightmares]: -grins and snugs back-

2006-02-23 [Bookwyrm]: ::gasps and runs over to both of them and pours a huge bucket of chocolate sauce over both of them:: HAH!

2006-02-23 [sita14]: Ohhh!!! Chocolate is fun!!!

2006-02-23 [Angelic nightmares]: -blinks with chocolate sauce drippin off her- Traci! -pushes her hair outta her eyes, smearing the chocolate more, and swimming pool full of vanilla ice cream on Traci- ahahahahahaha -licks her cheek- mmm, you taste good

2006-02-24 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Ahh you wanna play that way eh? ::fills the pool full of ice cream, whipped topping, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and cherries...then shoves Michelle into the pool:: HAH!

2006-02-24 [Angelic nightmares]: -grabs Traci's hand and pulls her down with her, then grabs a handful of the mess and rubs it on traci's face-

2006-02-24 [sita14]: *dives into the icecream* YAY!!!!! I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!!!!

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: ::gasps for breath:: Alright then ::snaps fingers and a large eighteen wheeler full of ice cream backs up, then pours the ice cream from it's bowels over the three of them:: -.- It wasn't supposed to hit me idiot...

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -shivers the the cold, and pulls Traci under the mess-

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: ::is shivering as well:: Wait...why the hell am I freezing myself to death? I'm already sick -.- ::goes and fines a large whirlpool tub and fills it full of bubblebath and hot water and jumps in to soak:: ^-^

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -dives in and sits next to Traci- ahhhhhhhhhh ahahaahahah

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha ^-^ Hooray. ::pours herself a cup of saki for sheer cliche:: Want one? XD

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -shakes her head- No thanks -grabs a bottle of water and mumbles something about him getting her to drink more water-

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Ahah. It was just a shot XD saki's really strong...don't want to kill anyone from alcohol poisoning. Besides -.- all I really drink is water -.- I can't drink caffienated drinks often at all...it makes me sick -.-

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: I get hooked on the caffine way to quickly

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: So do I...but I can't drink it -.- or I may have a heart attack...-.-

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Er...or ingest it in any way -.- as there are edible things with caffiene in them...

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o -doesnt want to loose her Traci-

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha ::huggles Michelle:: You're not going to lose your Traci ^-^ Traci loves her Michelle too much to leave ^_^ ^_^

2006-02-25 [-dot-]: awwww

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Oh shush.

2006-02-25 [-dot-]: hehe :)

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -blushes and loves her Taci- michelle loves her Traci too

2006-02-25 [-dot-]: am I loved?

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: ^-^ Yay ::ish loved:: ^-^ ::dances happily::

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -jumps out and loves on her ray as well-

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Goodnight Michelle n' Ray! Luff you both. PROMISE!! o.o....DON'T NEGLECT THE MO.OSE!

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -loves the mo.ose-

2006-02-25 [-dot-]: i'm loved too :) *loves back on his mychelle*

2006-02-25 [Angelic nightmares]: -grins-

2006-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Ahah XP

2006-03-08 [Kiche]: YAY! I love roses!

2006-03-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles:: Belated much?

2006-03-08 [Angelic nightmares]: Roses? -looks around- What roses? Where?

2006-03-08 [Kiche]: *claps her hands and makes a huge black rose bush appear* Pretty! *stares at them*

2006-03-08 [sita14]: Ohhhh!!! Black rose, prettyful!!!

2006-03-08 [Bookwyrm]: :P People amuse me.

2006-03-08 [-dot-]: we do?

2006-03-08 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o

2006-03-08 [Bookwyrm]: Indeed o.o

2006-03-09 [Kiche]: Lol

2006-03-09 [Angelic nightmares]: -thinks of a way to combine this with The Ambrosia-

2006-03-09 [Bookwyrm]: Hmmm o.o....o.O...O.O...O.o...o.o

2006-03-10 [nokaredes]: If you've thought of it, let's hear it :P

2006-03-10 [Angelic nightmares]: No ideas yet.....

2006-03-21 [KnightAngel]: Well beeing this is a restuarant kind off and all that then it could be a famous pirate restuarant at a island only known to pirates o.o?

2006-03-21 [Kiche]: .......... Interesting.....

2006-03-21 [KnightAngel]: Well I thought so o.o

2006-03-21 [Bookwyrm]: Indeed. Sounds very interesting.

2006-03-24 [Angelic nightmares]: Oh ok. Good Idea Eli!

2006-03-25 [KnightAngel]: Thanks and well just a thought ^^'

2006-03-27 [Matt's baby]: Hey

2006-03-28 [KnightAngel]: Hello ^^'

2006-03-28 [sita14]: Hi Hi people

2006-03-28 [KnightAngel]: Hello Sita ^^'

2006-03-28 [sita14]: How are you?

2006-03-28 [KnightAngel]: I am well except for my and you?

2006-03-28 [sita14]: I'm okay I suppose...

2006-03-28 [KnightAngel]: I suppose then that that is well to hear O.o

2006-04-11 [the loved wolf]: hey i'm back

2006-04-16 [Angelic nightmares]: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KEEP YOUR JOB, THEN SEND A NOTICE TO [Angelic nightmares] OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE STAFF, AND YOUR JOB WILL BY UP FOR GRABS. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO DECIDE IF YOUR KEEPING YOUR JOB OR NOT.

2006-04-16 [someelf]: o.o'

2006-04-16 [someelf]: If someone decides to order something I'm here ^^

2006-04-16 [Angelic nightmares]: Eloise, I wouild never fire you. You can keep your job

2006-04-16 [someelf]: <3 Ohhhh! *hugs* And wait.. I'm the pole dancer anyway XD

2006-04-16 [Angelic nightmares]: -hugs back- Thats right, you are

2006-04-16 [Kiche]: *hugs everyone* YAY!

2006-04-18 [KnightAngel]: Well nobody orders anything so I don't got anything to do ;_;

2006-04-18 [someelf]: *orders a pizzah :3*

2006-04-18 [KnightAngel]: *chuckles and leaps up and over to the kitchen and grabs a ready pizza and walks over to ze elfyness and gives it to her* Here you go ^_^

2006-04-18 [Bookwyrm]: ::cranks up the new Tool song and dances to it:: :P

2006-04-18 [someelf]: XD *takes it and nods as a thank you and kisses his cheek and nibbles upon* there's cheese and peperoni on it, right?

2006-04-18 [KnightAngel]: *chuckles and kisses back then dries his cheek* Of course dear ^_^

2006-04-18 [someelf]: ^.^ Gooood *nibbles*

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: Sorry I aint been talkin much. I've been busy working on The Ambrosia

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::clings:: We still luff you.

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -clings back-

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ^^ Yay ^^ I've been cling-ed to!

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: I've added a few more pages toAmbrosia

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: I noticed :P They're awesome of course ^^

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: YAY! Thanks. I've a bit of writers block........why I stooped

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah...I get that...a lot...::whimpers::

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -whines- it suckeded too. Cuase I was getting really far

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::nods:: I understand...look at The Hallows XD That's been around a good bit longer than The Wiccaning and which one has come further? Yeeeaaah....

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: The Ambrosia is the only place, I've put this much work into. You've seen Pirates Palace and my others.....

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::nods:: Like I said. Where you've put all your energy into The Ambrosia, I've done it with The Wiccaning. Yours is just more creative :P

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o Ambrosia? Creative? -laughs then stops- Oh, ok. Duh! I can see what you mean. But The Wiccaning ish full of information tho

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: Full of information. But very few people are looking for that nowadays. Besides...I love The Ambrosia. I wish I could think of what to say there more often.

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: Hmm, -thinks- ummm you can be my helper?

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: Well that's what I try to be. But you never need anything done XD

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: oh sorry mate

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: It's alright ^^

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -puts socks on-

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: Socks are like hugs for your feet! ::hugs your feet::

2006-04-20 [someelf]: you two are weird ^^ but cute weird <3<3 ^^

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -hugs Traci's feet- Yup we is. But Traci is more like a sister than a friend

2006-04-20 [someelf]: ^.^

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ^_^ 'Course we are. I mean...::gestures to Michelle:: Hello? She's Michelle! She's just awesome like that. And me...well I'm just...::shrugs and continues hugging her feet::

2006-04-20 [someelf]: XD *giggles and hugs both ^^*

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -snugggggles her Traci's feetys lovingly- Yous my sister, my bestest mate. My Traci

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: And you's my sister, my bestest-estest mate. My Michelle ^^ ::snuggles::

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -snugggggggggggles back-

2006-04-20 [someelf]: :) naww what a lovvve <3

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::sings "My Girl":: XD

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -joins and sings it with Traci-

2006-04-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Yays ^^

2006-04-20 [Angelic nightmares]: -grins-

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: ::dances::

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -hugggggggggggles-

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: ::huggles:: ^^ ^^

2006-04-21 [the loved wolf]: hey ronni

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Hey jo jo

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: is currently busy working on: The Sea Witch, The Ambrosia and My Morbid Pleasure

2006-04-21 [sita14]: ummm...Yeah....

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Check 'em out. THey aint nuttin bad

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: GAH! My dog sneezed on the keyboard...it was so powerful it actually pressed the enter button T_T

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: awwwwwww

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: She's got some powerful sinuses I tell you.

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Seems that way. Prudy good to hit the enter button

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles:: Indeed.

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -tackles and snugggggggggles Traci, then hugs her feet- ahahahahahahahahahaha

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]:

"SOCKS ARE LIKE HUGS FOR YOUR FEET"

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: ducttape socks

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: WHEE! ::giggles::....::snuggles Michelle's feet::

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Ducttape socks? Ahahahahahahaha Thats like my ducttape Comdom

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: o.o That's kind of a scary idea o.o

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Yeah, but its the perfect birth control

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: aint no ducttape condom going on this white boy... no way, no how...

2006-04-21 [KnightAngel]: *blinks* I wonder if I even should consider joining this convo o.o It seems rather intimidating o.o

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -laughs- ok ok ok. We'll change the subject

2006-04-21 [someelf]: o.o poor ducktape :3 *grin*

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -laughs some more-

2006-04-21 [KnightAngel]: quote of duck "No I didn't got tagged.... It's much worse then that, I got duct taped!!" End quote :P

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: *feels really loved*

2006-04-21 [someelf]: :3 *grins and rofl of the quore*

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -laughs more- Ray! -loves on Ray-

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -boogies in her chair-

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: Sure you don't mean Scott? :)

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: o.o ::ish CONFUSED T_T::

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: So is Michelle :)Weird girl

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Shut up Ray. He was commenting, and cause they both got a B at the start of their names, I thought Ray was Scott

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: -goes to the closet to punish herself-

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: blonde moment for the chelle

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: Very..............comes from bieng around you Ray. Even Gene agreed with me

2006-04-21 [-dot-]: it happens love... :) *wiggles his hips*

2006-04-21 [someelf]: OMGosh! XD A guy wriggled his hips! *makes Eli do that* So cuttte :D *<3's it >X3*

2006-04-21 [KnightAngel]: *blinks* O.o

2006-04-21 [Bookwyrm]: Ooooooh! ::understands now::...::tackles Michelle...licks...runs away...hides::

2006-04-21 [someelf]: Wriggle your hips babbbeh!! :D

2006-04-21 [KnightAngel]: *blinks and plops down* Érh.....?

2006-04-21 [someelf]: o.o *blinks along*

2006-04-21 [Angelic nightmares]: o.o -comes to......looks around.........finds Traci..........tackles.......licks.........runs.............dives.........hides-

2006-04-21 [KnightAngel]: *chuckles as he watches*

2006-04-22 [Bookwyrm]: o.o ::looks around...whimpers:: SHE LEFT MEEEEE! ::sobs::

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -pokes Traci's bum-

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: ~ pokes the captian on the shoulder ~

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -jumps and turns around- Ah, ellwo mate. If you havent already done so, please, kindly add your self to My Pirates

2006-04-22 [Bookwyrm]: ::jumps...squeaks:: O.O ::clings::

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -clings back-

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: ~ nods slightly as his eyes flicker green and black ~ Yes cap'n

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -giggles and hugs Ryan- While we're here mate, please, call me Michelle.

2006-04-22 [Bookwyrm]: ::rubs her face angrily with her palms:: Grah. People are rude.

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: ~ nods slightly and looks you deeply into the eyes ~ Yes, Michelle...

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -licks the tip of his nose- Cheer up mate! -looks to Traci- whats wrong?

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: ~ nods again ~

2006-04-22 [Bookwyrm]: Someone called me arrogant for naming myself "Mothyr Witch". She said that I was the Goddess' 'daughter' not her 'twin'. The funny thing is...my name has nothing to do with that. It's because of my personality. I told the person that, expained it to them and all. -.- Assumptions are arrogant.

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -huggles Traci- You got that motherly thing about you. No offense. -looks at Ryan and smiels-

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: Never assume + because You'll make an + ass+ out of + you + and + me = Assume

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -laughs- So true. Cant tell ya how many times I've been told that

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: ~ smiles warmly then has a serious look on his face ~ My mother told me that ~ he says this and looks at the ground ~

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -narrows her eyes a bit, a small frown appearing- I'm sorry. My uncle told me all the time

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: You did nothing wrong Michelle!

2006-04-22 [Bookwyrm]: Oh wait...turns out it wasn't about the "Mothyr" thing. It was about the 'Goddess' thing in my image area. -.- Some people can't take a joke.

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: -giggles and huggles Traci- Oh, sorry mate. I can take jokes -looks to Ryan, and smiles a bit-

2006-04-22 [Keyurg Kirosake]: ~ giggles a little ~

2006-04-22 [Angelic nightmares]: ahahahahhahaahaha I knew it would come out soon

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